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Jayde
Twentyyyyyyy
Almost 21!!

Got those with me who are my world the rest are aquaintances and the others dont count

I know who i am but once and i while i forget it but i have people who help me back together

I can count on 1 hand the special people in my life but then theres people who are closely moving in more

I have peircings, i wear glasses, i love tattoos and my hair colour changes weekly

But i am me . . . no one else

and i FUCKING love it
guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

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11 hours ago
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chromedomed:

legomance:

how many ants are need to fill an apartment

tenants

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11 hours ago
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when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

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11 hours ago
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500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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13 hours ago
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The best kiss is the one that has been exchanged a thousand times between the eyes before it reaches the lips.

When I cheat on my tree bf

me:I'm sorry babe I love u
bf:just go. leaf.
11 hours ago
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arcana21:

s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

i need this framed on my wall

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13 hours ago
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stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

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14 hours ago
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